I got an inquiry from a reporter recently who wanted to know if myself or any of my colleagues could suggest good ChatGPT prompts to use to write a resume. (I sent her to one of my contacts who’s into career counseling, thinking he might weigh in.) I had nothing to offer her myself, but her request got me wondering… what would happen if I asked this all-knowing, all-seeing platform to write a bio for me. I don’t need no stinking resume, but bios — yeah, they’re cool. I’ve had to write them in the past in several lengths for various purposes.

Robot writing flowery language, created by me using OpenAI’s DALL-E.

So I did just that – submitted my request to ChatGPT. I figured, being that my online presence now spans some 28 years, including tons of writing over that time, 20 years on LinkedIn (as of this summer), and 16 years on Twitter (along with other sundry social-media sites I care less about), this surely should not be a big deal for the current King of AI to handle, right? It has total, complete access to that online presence of mine (at least through the fall of 2021).

Well, I found out quickly. It took only seconds to get results. I tried several approaches — asking for bio lengths of 300, 200, and 100 words. And I made it a point after my first tries to reference LinkedIn and Twitter in my prompt, thinking that surely would provide more grist for the mill, wouldn’t you think? (Well, the results didn’t change much that I could discern — which surprised me.)

Anyway, below is the first one I got — the 300-word version. (It’s actually 366, so apparently ChatGPT doesn’t know how to count – haha!) What got me was how over-the-top gushy it was! I would never be able to write one like this myself. It reminds me of the types of author bios that publishers put on book jackets… you know, to make the person sound like he/she walks on water? And, surprisingly, it contains no specific details or references about my background — just a bunch of flowery language:

Graeme Thickins is a renowned marketing strategist, prolific writer, and influential industry figure who has left an indelible mark on the world of marketing. With an extensive online history, a wealth of writings, and a stellar reputation, Graeme has established himself as a trusted authority and sought-after resource in the field.

Through his blog, articles, and social media presence, Graeme has consistently shared valuable insights, trends, and thought-provoking ideas, showcasing his deep knowledge and expertise in marketing strategy. His writings cover a wide range of topics, including brand management, digital marketing, integrated campaigns, and market research, among others. Graeme’s ability to distill complex concepts into accessible and engaging content has garnered a significant following and earned him a reputation as a thought leader in the marketing community.

Known for his strategic mindset and analytical approach, Graeme has a keen eye for identifying emerging market trends and consumer behaviors. He combines this astute understanding with his extensive experience to craft innovative marketing strategies that drive results. His knack for blending traditional and digital marketing channels has garnered attention, and his campaigns have consistently delivered impressive outcomes for the organizations he has worked with.

Beyond his writings and marketing expertise, Graeme’s reputation is also built on his collaborative nature and willingness to help others succeed. He actively engages with his audience, offering guidance, mentorship, and constructive feedback. His generosity in sharing his knowledge and insights has earned him the respect and admiration of colleagues and industry peers alike.

Graeme’s reputation extends to speaking engagements and industry events where he shares his expertise and experiences. His presentations are renowned for their practicality, delivering actionable takeaways that resonate with attendees. He is often sought after as a speaker, panelist, and workshop facilitator due to his ability to educate, inspire, and empower marketing professionals at all levels.

In summary, Graeme Thickins is a highly respected marketing strategist, accomplished writer, and influential industry figure. Through his online history, extensive writings, and sterling reputation, he has proven his ability to navigate the ever-evolving marketing landscape and consistently deliver impactful results. His dedication to knowledge sharing and fostering professional growth has made him a trusted resource and an invaluable asset to the marketing community.

But, damn, I sure sound like an impressive guy, huh? And it didn’t cost me a dime.

Ain’t AI great?  Well now, wait a minute — let’s hold off deciding that …

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p.s.  By the way, it’s interesting that HR people already have ways to defeat AI-written resumes. Humans win again!

“Expose ChatGPT Resumes and Uncover Real Talent Using These 5 Effective Strategies”
https://www.entrepreneur.com/leadership/expose-chatgpt-resumes-and-uncover-real-talent-using-these/448146