Google has finally done it — come up with a tagline. No, I’m not talking about the motto (“Don’t Be Evil”), or the mission statement (“to organize the world’s information”). As Danny Sullivan reports today on his blog, SearchEngineLand, the company has gone and uncorked the phrase to end all phrases. Saywhat Okay, are you ready for it? Are you sure? Okay, drumroll, it’s…..“Search, Ads & Apps” !! No, I’m not kidding — that is it, friends. I know this really tugs on your emotions. But, please, try to control yourselves … from tearing up with brand euphoria.

I’ve always maintained that writing a tagline is like writing poetry. It may be the highest form of advertising writing there is. (And Google, we’re told, is an advertising company!) But this one, I’m sorry. This is no tagline — it’s a three-part laundry list. Okay, Google, great — you do all these things. Got it. Three of ’em. Check. Like we didn’t know that?

This is like Coke saying “Water, Sugar, and Fizz.” Or Nike: “Soles, Laces, and Uppers.” How about Apple? “Pixels, Pods, and Jobs.”

Got any more? Hey, this is fun….play along.