I asked AI to help me peer into the future. As is my custom, that resulted in me doing my top ten predictions:
Robot contemplating the future, created by me using OpenAI’s DALL-E.
1) I predict, as things move so quickly these days, it will become much more common to see monthly predictions posts popping up. A year is now like a decade.
2) For the first year ever, there will be more articles written about AI than the number of orders of fries McDonalds will sell.
3) More than 60% of Americans will pay no income tax — oh, wait, that’s already the case.
4) Elon Musk will be richer at the end of the year than he is now. But he won’t care.
5) Twitter will go public (again), which will restart the IPO market. The media will refuse to give Elon Musk credit for that, but, you guessed it, he won’t care.
6) The NFL will end the year with more money than God — but God, not a huge football fan, will demand a recount.
7) The number of minutes of commercials on the average NFL game will be more than double the number of actual game minutes.
8) Gopher football will lose to Iowa again. (Kirk Ferentz beats PJ Fleck like a rented mule.)
9) I will not stop talking about football.
10) I might stop doing predictions posts.
p.s. Okay, wanna see what AI would really predict for 2023? Here’s a fun piece from a UK site:
We Made AI Predict What Will Happen In 2023, Here’s What It Said.
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Speaking of restarting the IPO market, I see Forbes just published a piece naming their picks for companies that are likely to go public in 2023. They don’t have the balls to pick Twitter, as I do — haha! But one of theirs has Elon’s name all over it: SpaceX. There you go — one of the reasons why I said Elon will be richer at the end of the year! I posted the Forbes piece in my new Flipboard magazine, “IPO COMEBACK.”
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